Twix commercials are full of lies

The above Twix commercial is full of crap. Here are some reasons why:
1.) When the hell does the hot "stand on my soapbox and preach whatever I want because I'm hot and anyone will listen to me to try to nail me" girl actually talk to the functioning retard at the party? That never happens. I know from experience.

2.) Beer. I'm pretty sure that's the only liquid in red solo cups at social gatherings. But Twix and Beer? Is that really a common combination? If so, fuck you.

3.) Blogging? That's what gets her to go back to his place? Really? People blog together? This night is probably going to end in severe disappointment for this guy. She's going to sit at his computer and type away all night while he stands behind her and nurses his deep blue balls. If she planned on getting with him, why didn't she just go back to the apartment the first time he asked? But blogging will get you to tap that ass? Is that her definition of "hard to get"? Makes no sense. Eat shit, Twix.

4.) Since when does eating a Twix bar make your previous fuck up completely forgotten? I tried that. I was talking to this really hot girl and I said something along the lines of "Birmingham Booty Call" and she got really upset. I have no idea why. But I ate a Twix bar and then started over. Do you know where that got me? A broken jaw and a restraining order. Oh I'll be back, Megan Fox. I'll be back.