Tuesday, May 12, 2009

I'M INVESTING EVERYTHING IN GERMANY

The company is called Bontrust. They are a German financial company. Any company that can put together commercials like this deserves all of my money. All of it.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Everyone in Law School needs to Shut The Fuck Up


[pictured: SOMETHING THAT'S NOT EASY]


Just about everyone I know in Law school is finishing up at least their first year right now, many of them their second. However, just about all of them do nothing but blah blah about how hard it is all the time. It's law school, not a god damn basket weaving class. The reason why you studied your ass off in school was to get good enough grades so you could get into some hard ass school and make a shitload of money once you get out. That's why you get paid so much. Law is hard. Very hard. If it was easy, I'd be doing it instead of my low-as-balls paying Data Analyst position.

What the fuck did you expect? This would be like me somehow becoming a major-league baseball player and then complaining "WAAAAAHHH Lincecum throws too harddddd" or "BOOHOOOO I CAN'T TIME SANTANA'S CHANGE-UP." Of course it's too hard to hit them, that's why anyone who can gets paid millions of dollars. Simple logic.

So, in conlusion, shut the hell up. And when you make 6 figures right out of school, give me some of it. You don't need all of that.