All of my ideas have already been done

My ideas for follow-up blogs are all taken. Other people are just better at life than I am. Both the names and the site types. Gaahhhh I guess I'm stuck with this cheesy ass one for now. Maybe Nicholas Cage can cheer me up:



Yeah. That'll do.

Holy crap Lebron is talented

That title shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. But still, just watch this clip of his upcoming interview on 60 minutes. He's just incredible at everything related to basketball. And probably at life too.
I hate several things about Cleveland (Indians, Browns, etc.) but I did however, have the pleasure of watching Lebron play in Cleveland at the Quicken Loans Arena in December of 2006. His team was god awful when he joined them, and he has turned the shitty Cavs into the first-place team they are right now. They definitely have a shot at winning the NBA Championship. They should be called "Lebron & The Cavs" and have that sewn on the jerseys. Similar to "Huey Lewis & The News". I bet Lebron can write songs like "Power of Love." He's that talented.

So... yeah. July 1, 2010 = Lebron a Knick? Yes? FUCKING YES. COME ON MR. JAMES. I bet you can negotiate a contract that allows you to bang at least 2 Knicks dancers after every home game. And my girlfriend. Who doesn't exist. But I bet she'd still do you. Imagine that. Even my imaginary girlfriend wants to bang Lebron James. Damn.

This is the funniest video I have ever seen.

I don't even have anything remotely humorous or witty to add. Just make sure to read every line of the text. I laughed my ass off watching this.

Note: If that YouTube logo blocks too much of the text, just watch the video on YouTube itself.

How does this guy keep getting movie roles?

"Knowing" starring ::gulp:: Nicholas Cage was number one at the box office this weekend. How. How the fuck does anyone watch Nicholas Cage in a movie for more than 3 minutes without pointing and laughing at him. Do people still take him seriously? Are we still in 1992? Did Con Air just come out?

Oh... I know why people still watch him. It's because of his brilliant performance in this outstanding piece of cinematography. Please enjoy.

Some new additions

I have decided to add a "Song of the Day" feature. It's really not exciting. I will simply add a random song and then discuss it in two sentences or so. They will rarely be new songs as the goal is to reference some blasts from the past and get you to expand your crappy music collection. Once you see the song, you can probably listen to it on youtube. Then you can buy it or download it somewhere. I would suggest the latter. I'm not going to go on a rant on why the RIAA sucks. That has already been done and can be found here (click 'here'). The songs will be archived in the bottom of the sidebar.

Also added - a Links section. In it you will see All Made in Taiwan (click it), a friend's site that is better than mine because he, unlike me, is not a complete waste of matter. So go visit it. And then make me a sandwich. I'm fucking starving over here.

P.S. If you haven't noticed, the links are hidden (sort of). I don't have them in underlined blue writing. The links blend in with the text of the post. They are kind of like easter eggs. You click them and then "WHOA! A Link!" I know that's how you reacted. If you didn't... well... you probably have more friends than I do. Lucky you.

Drinking is bad. Don't do it.

I feel like crap. Too much drinky. Don't do it. It's bad for you. If you drink, this is what you'll end up like:

Don't be like Eddy.

So now you know that drinking is bad. And KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE. G.I. JOOEEEEE

Twix commercials are full of lies

The above Twix commercial is full of crap. Here are some reasons why:
1.) When the hell does the hot "stand on my soapbox and preach whatever I want because I'm hot and anyone will listen to me to try to nail me" girl actually talk to the functioning retard at the party? That never happens. I know from experience.

2.) Beer. I'm pretty sure that's the only liquid in red solo cups at social gatherings. But Twix and Beer? Is that really a common combination? If so, fuck you.

3.) Blogging? That's what gets her to go back to his place? Really? People blog together? This night is probably going to end in severe disappointment for this guy. She's going to sit at his computer and type away all night while he stands behind her and nurses his deep blue balls. If she planned on getting with him, why didn't she just go back to the apartment the first time he asked? But blogging will get you to tap that ass? Is that her definition of "hard to get"? Makes no sense. Eat shit, Twix.

4.) Since when does eating a Twix bar make your previous fuck up completely forgotten? I tried that. I was talking to this really hot girl and I said something along the lines of "Birmingham Booty Call" and she got really upset. I have no idea why. But I ate a Twix bar and then started over. Do you know where that got me? A broken jaw and a restraining order. Oh I'll be back, Megan Fox. I'll be back.

Being unemployed blows

Anyone want to give me a job? Entry level Business/Systems Analyst needed anywhere? How about QA? IT Consulting? I'm good at this shit. I swear. Hire me. I'll pay you for the first month. This blog won't get me anywhere. Sad face.

Best of luck, Aaron Boone.

Aarone Boone's 2009 season (and possibly career) will end as the 36-year old will have heart surgery. I'd completely lost track of Boone's existence after 2003. Apparently he's been on the Indians (f them), the Marlins, and now the Astros. Probably some other teams too that I didn't bother to look up. I have a lot going on in my life. Really.

Aaron Boone is best known for his walk-off Home Run in Game 7 of the 2003 American League Championship Series. It was ranked as the best home run ever at the old Yankee stadium. Now, I'm a Yankees fan. He did this against the Red Sox. I hate Boston and everything about that place (minus Boston College). Thus, it was one of the greatest baseball related moments of my life. Consider this: Boone was a freakin' scrub at the time. He took one swing that entire game, and it happened to send the Yankees to the World Series. They lost the WS, but shut up. How many times have YOU been to the World Series? That's right. Eat me.

Get well soon Aaron. I may have forgotten about you as a person, but your home run will always stick with me. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
[story from MLB.com]

Post Number One

Yeah I decided to try out this blogging thing. I know, I'm not really Matt Damon. Shut up. It's from a movie. This first post is just so something will show up. I'll probably change this layout about 3023 times because I have no idea what looks good and what sucks. I suck. But yeah, Kristin Kreuk is hot. Almost makes me want to watch shitty shows like Smallville. But I won't. Too busy playing Playstation 3. And ruling at it. I'm really cool if you haven't already noticed. Let's be friends.


First Post video: Enjoy: